


I think this is Spring Break in Texas somewhere.

By the way, if any of you ladies out there have genitals that smell like citrus whenever you're turned on, I strongly suggest you note that on your match.




Studying the behavior of wild animals.

Earlier this year, I wrote a post called LeBron James Is A Cocksucker, and we got all sorts of hate mail for using that word.

Then I'll tell the woman to stop and she will and then five minutes later she's doing it again! Not every girl is so casual about tit-flashing, especially any girl with a substandard rack or a rack that may have been mutilated in a bizarre pit bull attack.

And not a preschool or something, I mean a full lecture hall of students who are paying an exorbitant amount of money to be touched by my sleeping wisdom.

Description: I lecture on everything: keeping the sheets untucked for optimal nocturnal leg mobility, comforter placement up to the neck, and a blanket horizontally located across my chest.